What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?