What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Which cats love to be petted?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why did the barber win the race?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
How do billboards talk?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do elves learn in school?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
