What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What time of day was Adam created?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What stories are told by basketball players?
If you need help building an ark...
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?