Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why are ghosts always single?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
