Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
Because it's made of hide.
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was the mime upset?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?