What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Where was Noah born?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What country has the most fish?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.