What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
How do you massage a chicken wing?