Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
It's too hot to bee outside.
What game do bats excel at?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
How does a barber get to work?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
When do cows get tired?