Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do Scottish toads play?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What kind of music do planets like?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?