Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What birds always travel in twos?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
