Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a silly hill?
Which family member has tusks?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which cats have the best manners?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?