Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What musical instrument is the best typist?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What did the sickly elevator say?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a very small Valentine?