Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn't hold their trunks up.
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
When do mice play every day?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?