Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the echo get detention?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?