What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why do two skunks argue?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?