What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a short cow?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Where do superheroes blend right in?