What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Memorial Day.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why was the mime upset?
Which subject has two parts?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
