What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Why are winter days great?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
It's allergy season again?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What vegetables make the best music?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?