My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What sport is full of interior designers?