It's allergy season again?
You've got to be pollen my leg.
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What's the holiest insect?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?