Why was the fabric always laughing?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What animals make the best students?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?