What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
What condiment has wings?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?