Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?