What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do elves learn in school?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?