What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
When do mice play every day?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
