What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
A penguin tuxedo.
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which animal is the most religious?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Where do polar bears vote?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?