What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
You're a doll!
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
How do you talk to a giant?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What did the salad say to its dad?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?