What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Your teeth!
What kind of pants do fish wear?
When does a horse talk?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What was the first animal in space?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?