What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?