What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
It's allergy season again?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?