What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Which cats have the best manners?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
How does a squid go into battle?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How are teens like cats?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?