What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What do cows like to dance to?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What animal loves to sway side-to-side?
How can you farm during the winter?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?