Why did the echo get detention?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
How do you arrest a pig?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?