What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's a toad's favorite ballet?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Which elf is the best singer?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?