What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Which computer won the talent show?
What day is your mom always right?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
