What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
A bunion.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
How do you measure a millennial?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?