What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?