Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?