Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
How do birds threaten one another?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you do when two snails fight?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's the opposite of irony?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
