Why do cubes make great referees?
Because they make every call fair and square.
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do math teachers eat?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?