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What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What season begins with a thud?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How long do chickens work?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the tire self-conscious?