What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Where are average things manufactured?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What's a tornado's favorite game?