What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why do cows go to New York?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?