Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?