What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What sweet treat never panics?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?