Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
It's an ivy league school.
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?