What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
We're gonna have a BB!
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why are English teachers so smart?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Which family member has tusks?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What time of day was Adam created?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Which celebrity loves to read?