Did you know about April 1st?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?