I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What's E.T. short for?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What's black and white and red all over?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Where does food go to take a nap?