I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What animals make the best students?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What animal likes to party the most?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?