I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
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What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
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What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
How long do chickens work?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?