I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Why do elephants have trunks?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?