Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
How long do chickens work?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
