What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
A pound.
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
If you need help building an ark...
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why are maps such great therapists?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
