What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What shape has a knighthood?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
How long do chickens work?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"