What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?