What goes up when spring rain comes down?
An umbrella.
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
