Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why is furniture so generous?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?