Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
How does a squid go into battle?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a mom's favorite headwear?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?