Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Because it's always jammin'.
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What birds make average students?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
