What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Why was the broom late for school?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?