What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?