What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do bees chew?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
