What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why do trees have so many friends?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?