What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why do bees gossip?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What fairy loves to count?