What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do ducks have for lunch?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Can February March?
What do bees say in the summer?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Where do actors go to pray?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a short cow?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Why are boxers good comedians?