What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
He gets splinters in his mouth.
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where are average things manufactured?