Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What is the strongest animal?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Which dogs love to study science?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
How long will dinner be?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Why do mice need oiling?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?