What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do pigs love to take naps?