What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
I have a crutch on you.
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
