Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What animal floats best?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Why was the cow afraid?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?