Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Where would you find an elephant?
What does a female lion call her mate?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?