What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is another name for a cow?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
How did the coach get his quarterback?