What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do cats wear to work?
Where does water do all its banking?
What did one firefly say to the other?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What is the most attractive fruit?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?