What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?