What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What are you studying in math?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?