When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How do bears keep cool?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?