When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What makes music in your hair?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
How do fireflies start a race?