When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
What kind of bird can write?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
How does a barber get to work?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why did electricity win the race?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?