When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Which cats love to be petted?
What bird is losing its hair?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do math teachers eat?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why do bees buzz?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What do bees say in the summer?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
