When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?