What goes up when the rain comes down?
Where does laundry go to college?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
How do amoebas make calls?
How much money does a skunk have?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Who invented fractions?
What words make the best athletes?
What is the coolest country?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?