Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why do trees try new things so often?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What are you studying in math?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?