Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
How do you get kids to do something?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?