Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?