Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do ants go to eat?
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call a sad latte?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
