Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
