Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why do vampires always look sick?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?