Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why was the broom late for school?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?