Where does laundry go to college?
University of Washing-ton.
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If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Why did the barber win the race?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
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Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
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What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?