What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Vitamin K!
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
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What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?