What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which state is the cleanest?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why did spring break up with winter?