Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What animal loves Indian food?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?