What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Where do horses reside?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?