What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It's Christmas, Eve.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How does dinner smell?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
How do you organize a space party?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What makes music in your hair?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
