Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
How do you talk to a giant?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?