What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why is summer always sad?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?