How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
They dunk 'em.
What do you call a peanut in space?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call two birds in love?
What does a lion call an antelope?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do jokesters study in college?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
