What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why is summer always sad?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Which subject has two parts?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
