Why did the cat start laughing?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
How does a penguin build its house?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?