Families are like fudge.
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which family member has tusks?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
