Why was the bee sad?
It got a c in spelling.
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What food is a man's best friend?
