Where do ants go to eat?
At a restaurant.
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What do fairies always drink?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
