Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What animal always goes to heaven?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What do cows say on NYE?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Which celebrity always frowns?
How does a sidewalk address a question?