What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?