What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why was the musician arrested?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do naked fish play with?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?