What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Where do surfers go to school?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which state has the best streets?