What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What day never takes itself seriously?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?