What do you call a joke book for chickens?
A yolk book.
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do fish watch TV shows?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Which fly makes films?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
