Why do plants hate algebra?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What table can you never sit at?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?