Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What fairy loves to count?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
How does a squid go into battle?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What animal styles their hair every day?
I like telling Dad jokes.