How does NASA organize a company party?
They planet.
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?