What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Why are cars magic?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?