How does NASA organize a company party?
They planet.
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do little monsters call their mother?
When do flowers get their workout in?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?