Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
How do you get straight A's?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?