What do little monsters call their mother?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why was the mime upset?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What does winter fat turn into?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?