What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Picture books!
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
How does a squid go into battle?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
