What do horses say to greet each other?
Hay there.
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What's the noisiest food?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why are all priests fit?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?