What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why was the pirate late for work?
How do automobiles fly?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Why don't ants get sick?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?