Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
How do snowmen get information?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do math teachers love March?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Families are like fudge.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?