What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Baa-nilla.
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
How are teens like cats?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
