What kind of money do fishermen make?
Net profits.
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
When do cows get tired?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
How do birds threaten one another?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
