What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
What does an evil hen lay?
What game do mice love to play?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
Why did the fish blush?
Where do actors go to pray?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?