What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Where does cheese invest its money?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What shape has a knighthood?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?