What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
I scream.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
Where do baby apes sleep?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
How do billboards talk?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?