Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?