What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why are cause and effect so close?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
