What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
You're fun to hang around with.
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What bird is losing its hair?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.