Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?