Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
What words make the best athletes?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why was the broom late for school?