Why did the cow go to outer space?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What do little fish love to play with?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What did the salad say to its dad?