How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?