Why do cows go to New York?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you get straight A's?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?