Which insect always signs up for marching band?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why do moms make good vintners?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?