What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
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What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
It's allergy season again?
What farm animal is best at karate?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?