Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Its days are numbered.
Why do plants hate algebra?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
How are mountains able to see?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
