Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which fly makes films?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?