Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
How do you compliment a cat?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?