What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
How are teens like cats?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?