What animal is undefeated in all sports?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
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What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do naked fish play with?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?