Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What words make the best athletes?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What says: oom oom oom?
How does a polar bear build a house?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?