What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What is the most adorable season?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?