What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
How are teens like cats?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?