What did the Dorito say to his son?
You're a chip off the old block.
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
How do fleas travel?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
