What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Steel-man.
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Where do stars go to college?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?