How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you call a peanut in space?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What do you call a sad latte?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why was the fish so smart?