People are so hard on car mechanics.
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why is winter considered holy?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?