How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
