How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which cats love to be petted?