Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?