Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why are English teachers so smart?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why do people always trip on September 22?