Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Why was the bud so shy?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are baseball games at night?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What style of music weighs the most?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
