Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Where do vampires keep their money?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
Why do trees have so many friends?
How does NASA organize a company party?