Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Who invented fractions?
How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why are cars magic?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do you send a message in the forest?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?