Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
To ensure he had rich spring soil!
Shoutout to my grandma!
Where do polar bears vote?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?